If at first you don't succeed blame your parents.
- Marcelene Cox
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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
- Victor Hugo
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.
- Billy Corgan
Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.
- Celia Johnson
Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.
- Shigeru Miyamoto
I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.
- Seann William Scott
So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.
- Emily Mortimer
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
- Heath Ledger