I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
- Margaret Cho
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I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.
- Anthony Anderson
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
- Robert Frost
In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
- Sugar Ray Leonard
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
- Alanis Morissette
One of the things I like about acting is that in a funny way I come back to myself.
- Bill Murray
I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction.
- Ben Stiller
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
- Richard Russo
I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.
- Wallace Shawn