I think I'm funny because my family my siblings were funny.
- Martin Short
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
- Gertrude Stein
In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.
- Leighton Meester
It is funny what a year can do.
- Victor Cruz
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
- Oscar Levant
Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
- Olivia Munn
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well so they're not funny. I end up saying 'Oh no I'm joking I'm joking.'
- Anna Torv
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
- Calvin Trillin
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra