I think I'm funny because my family my siblings were funny.
- Martin Short
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In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me.
- Rosie Perez
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
- Jane Wagner
I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him.
- Samuel L. Jackson
Be obscure clearly.
- E. B. White
One man's folly is another man's wife.
- Helen Rowland
I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
- Michelle Pfeiffer
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
- Trey Parker
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Steven Wright