We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.
- Matt Groening
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I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
- Angelina Jolie
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
- Will Rogers
Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny.
- Candace Bushnell
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
- Laurence J. Peter
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
- Tim Heidecker
Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?'
- Julie Walters
For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
- Kevin James
I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder.
- Brittany Snow