I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
- Megan Fox
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
- H. L. Mencken
When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own I was shocked.
- Whoopi Goldberg
This may sound funny, but as much as the 'Today' show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. I'd been happy there. I never went into the boss's office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, 'Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show!'
- Jane Pauley
I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.
- Harry Connick, Jr.
It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me.
- Rick Baker
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
- Craig Ferguson
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
- Johnny Carson
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
- Billy Connolly