A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
- Milton Berle
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My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
- Erica Jong
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
- Margaret Cho
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
- Shaquille O'Neal
I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in 'Morning Glory' with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone.
- Rachel McAdams
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
- Jimmy Fallon
Most of my ideas just come out funny.
- Tim Heidecker
The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously.
- Drew Barrymore