I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.
- Molly Ivins
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If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
- William Lyon Phelps
I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship.
- Marc Jacobs
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
- Kevin Nealon
I mean it's funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but it's not competitive like an election, it's the Olympics, it's not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like.
- Eddie Van Halen
I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and I'm choosing my homeland. It's funny: when you get older these things creep up to you.
- Alan Cumming
I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.
- Greg Kinnear
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
- Ellen DeGeneres
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
- Stevie Wonder