I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
- R. L. Stine
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As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
- Tracey Ullman
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
- Steve Martin
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
- Robert Byrne
Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.
- Chris Pratt
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
- Erma Bombeck
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Steven Wright
It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
- Eric San
I grew up in a funny way.
- Gordon Ramsay