I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
- R. L. Stine
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In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian.
- Sugar Ray Leonard
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
- Paris Hilton
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
- Lewis Black
With improv it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
- Kristen Wiig
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
- Bill Maher
I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions.
- Rowan Atkinson
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Emo Philips
In a funny way poems are suited to modern life. They're short they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines and a poem takes less time than an article.
- Caroline Kennedy