I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
- Rita Rudner
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The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously.
- Drew Barrymore
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin
I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
- Magic Johnson
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
- Wanda Sykes
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
- Julia Sweeney
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
- Steve Martin
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
- Kevin James