Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
- Robert Orben
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The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
- Steve Coogan
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
- Wanda Sykes
I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
- Harold Ramis
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
- Larry Hagman
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
- Will Ferrell
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
- Colin Quinn
Men are only as loyal as their options.
- Bill Maher
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
- Naguib Mahfouz