Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
- Robin Williams
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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
- Colin Mochrie
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
- Paris Hilton
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
- Bette Davis
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
- Demetri Martin
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
- Moon Unit Zappa
And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me.
- Drew Brees
One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.
- Tippi Hedren
They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
- Tina Yothers