If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
- Robin Williams
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
- Joe Rogan
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
- Jimi Hendrix
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
- Steve Coogan
It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing.
- Gary Oldman
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
- Steven Wright
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
- Adlai E. Stevenson
They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls.
- Laura Bush