I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
- Ron White
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Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.
- Ellen DeGeneres
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
- Elayne Boosler
It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior.
- Scarlett Johansson
When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
- David Brenner
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
- Josh Billings
I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.
- Ben Stiller
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
- Mercedes McCambridge
This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
- Charisma Carpenter