One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
- Ronald Reagan
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I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
- Harold Ramis
Strange questions are the more interesting ones. Children by and large don't try to trip you up... they want to find out how you do this funny thing that you do... if they've loved a story they love to know how it started.
- Michael Morpurgo
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
- Hedy Lamarr
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
- Woody Allen
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
- Casey Stengel
No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny but he was.
- Annie Leibovitz
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
- Rob Corddry