It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior.
- Scarlett Johansson
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
- Erma Bombeck
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
- Joe E. Lewis
My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty.
- Ian Hislop
No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny but he was.
- Annie Leibovitz
I don't mean to be funny.
- Yogi Berra
Polite conversation is rarely either.
- Fran Lebowitz
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
- Seth Rogen
He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
- Colin Quinn