The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
- Seann William Scott
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It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
- Karl Lagerfeld
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin
I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
- Uma Thurman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
- Satchel Paige
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness.
- Danny Boyle
But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.
- Steve Coogan
I don't write literary fiction - I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today.
- Jennifer Weiner