I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.
- Seann William Scott
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
- Jerry Seinfeld
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
- Will Rogers
Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it's going to collapse on his head.
- Rufus Sewell
It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
- Kelly Osbourne
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
- David Lee Roth
If I had to live my life again I'd make the same mistakes only sooner.
- Tallulah Bankhead
Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.
- Robert Crais
The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.
- John Keegan