I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
- Shaquille O'Neal
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It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
- Hedy Lamarr
I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women you know.
- Esther Williams
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
- Thomas Sowell
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
- David Brenner
That's a funny thing, fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When you begin to be successful, people say, 'Don't go changing.' Well, that's easy to say, but the fact is, you don't change at all - other people do.
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
- Bette Davis
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
- Stephen Hawking
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids.
- Jack Black