But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.
- Steve Coogan
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My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine.
- Flip Wilson
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said Thyroid problem?
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
- Olivia Munn
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
- Alanis Morissette
You can't be funny if you don't have good material.
- Matt LeBlanc
Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.
- Arthur Smith
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
- Mike Myers