A day without sunshine is like you know night.
- Steve Martin
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.
- LeBron James
It's funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It's great, you purge out all the sweat and you're drinking water.
- Bryan Cranston
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
- Warren Buffett
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
- Chevy Chase
We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.
- Calvin Trillin
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
- P. J. O'Rourke
I rant, therefore I am.
- Dennis Miller