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- Steven Wright
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The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.
People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. You're laughing one minute and you're crying the next and that's just life for me, and that is what people are like.
- Sally Hawkins
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.
- Fred Allen
It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
- Uma Thurman
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
- Marlon Wayans
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
- Dane Cook
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
- Erica Jong