I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.
- Tim Heidecker
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Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it's funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have.
- Hoda Kotb
It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable.
- Kristen Stewart
On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.
- Theodore Bikel
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
- Johnny Carson
It's funny, because '1600 Penn' was the first time I really started to read the reviews, because I am an executive producer and I wanted to see what people were enjoying and not enjoying as a means to an end, right?
- Josh Gad
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Steven Wright
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
- Steve Martin
For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.
- Wallace Shawn