There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
- Tina Yothers
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
- David Brenner
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Fred Allen
It's funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didn't plan out any huge career for myself.
- Benicio Del Toro
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.
- Zach Galifianakis
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
- Robert Byrne
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
- Angelina Jolie
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
- James Brown
You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
- Steve Irwin