I like marriage. The idea.
- Toni Morrison
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Memories are doing funny things to us.
- Milos Forman
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
- Fred Allen
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
- Mark Twain
A film that I love is 'Raising Arizona' and that's funny but it's quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. I'd love to do something like that. Who knows?
- Stephen Moyer
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
- Robert Orben
It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
- Tori Spelling
People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.
- Mindy Kaling
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
- Michael Caine