Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
- Victor Hugo
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
- Steve Hackett
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
- William Lyon Phelps
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.
- Kristen Wiig
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
- Lynda Barry
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
- Fred Allen
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
- Larry David
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said Thyroid problem?
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Douglas Adams