I like children - fried.
- W. C. Fields
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W. Clement Stone
Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.
- Doris Lessing
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.
- Jeff Ross
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
- Gertrude Stein
Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.
- David Ogden Stiers
The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!
- Vera Wang
Hollywood's just not funny.
- Chris Rock
One of the things I like about acting is that in a funny way I come back to myself.
- Bill Murray