When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own I was shocked.
- Whoopi Goldberg
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
- Zach Galifianakis
I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship.
- Marc Jacobs
You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.
- Rush Limbaugh
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
- Yogi Berra
Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
- Nigella Lawson
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
- David Sedaris
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
- Marlon Wayans
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- Jim Carrey