I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
- Will Ferrell
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It's a funny thing the less people have to live for the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
- Zora Neale Hurston
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
- Heath Ledger
I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
- Maggie Smith
The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims.
- Ezra Miller
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres
It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time.
- Jeff Bridges
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
- Dr. Seuss
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
- Samuel Butler