I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
- Will Ferrell
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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
- Joe Rogan
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
- P. J. O'Rourke
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
- Kevin Nealon
I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.'
- Baz Luhrmann
It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness.
- Danny Boyle
I grew up in a funny way.
- Gordon Ramsay
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
- Gloria Steinem