A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
- Yogi Berra
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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
- Mark Twain
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
- Lee Trevino
My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty.
- Ian Hislop
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
- Johnny Vegas
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
- Margaret Smith
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.
- Julia Roberts
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
- Don Rickles
I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
- Harold Ramis