A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
- Yogi Berra
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I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
- Will Ferrell
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.
- Marlon Wayans
I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through.
- Richard Simmons
Everyone comes up to me saying, 'Cooee, Julie! Hello!' as if I know them. Of course I don't bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, 'Ooh, love, go easy.' For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes.
- Julie Walters
We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying!
- Josh Hutcherson
Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.
- Evan Davis
Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
- George M. Cohan