I don't mean to be funny.
- Yogi Berra
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I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship.
- Marc Jacobs
Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.
- Tim Heidecker
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
- Al Gore
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
- Johnny Carson
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
- George Burns
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres
It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.
- Maya Lin
The funny thing is Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
- Tommy Chong