I don't mean to be funny.
- Yogi Berra
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The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
- Steve Coogan
In a funny way poems are suited to modern life. They're short they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines and a poem takes less time than an article.
- Caroline Kennedy
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
- Warren Buffett
I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.
- Emmanuelle Chriqui
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
- Joe Rogan
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.
- Julia Roberts
I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.
- Tahar Ben Jelloun
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra